Home Sweet Homeless?

So you haven't decided on a place yet? You should probably get on top of that. Let me tell you about the university married housing.

Cinder Block Walls

Nothing screams home more than a place set up like the projects. Thick walls keep your place insulated from weather and sound. And the hundreds of coats of white painted on the walls absorb 50 years of abuse by nails and children so that there is no difference from the day it was built

Bathroom

The invention of a duel fan/light combo makes your bathroom experience so much more pleasurable. Coziness is equally as pleasurable as you have room for only 1.3 people in a durable bathtub and a low shower head. A reason, to me, that keeps divorce rate so low in "the courts."

Closet Space

With the ample room of closet space, you will be able to fit all those things that you stored in your one dresser from home. Your spouse will be left to her own devices as she figures where she will then put all of her clothes that she only wears once a year.

Free Air Conditioning

Just like a fresh breeze from the coast, the married housing is equipped with air conditioning units for your stay. But like a breeze, it can bring in those beautiful smells of your neighbor's fish dinner through the shared ventilation.

Courtyard

newly imported grills from the 70's make meeting your poor neighbors so easy. Just fire up some hot coals and cook some of those left-overs. The kids will come running!